October 2011
When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...
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September 2011
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You support gay rights? Are you gay?
You support animal rights? Are you an animal?
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A boy's sleepy voice is the sexiest shit ever.
Agreed.
to follow that last post...
I recently read a how-to article explaining the detailed process of disappearing and starting a new life somewhere else. It was so very interesting to me. I would honestly love to try it, but there were so many complex steps that I’d probably screw up. And then it wouldn’t work.
That and I don’t have a worthy motive to disappear. “Because it sounds fun!”...
What if I killed myself months ago and the only... →
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i'm losing my mind.
Stephen was right. I’m going crazy.
I just got scared by my own shadow. This whole “living in a small apartment alone” thing is really starting to make me paranoid that someone is always watching me. Whether it’s the owner, the Indian lady humming to her baby in the stroller, or someone that’s standing outside my front door (my shadow)…there’s always...
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Cookies by Douglas Adams →
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let us bow our heads and pray.
Our lager,
Which art in barrel
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
For ever and ever.
Barmen.
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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual,...
Anonymous asked: Nicki curious if you've realized that you are not a very nice person and you've screwed over many...You ever do any self-reflecting?
Of Love And Apples | Left-Handed Toons →
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“How many months do you have to wait after a baby is born for it to be safe to...”
– The man I hate in psychology. He was asking seriously.
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gonna be recovering for a few days.
Pride was a blast, but I’m exhausted, dehydrated, and sunburnt.
I have to be at work in an hour. That is not going to help my situation.
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wadeinthevodka asked: Dear Nicki, I love you. Sincerely, Kristen
story time.
So I was just driving home from Ryan’s, where I was doing some homework, and I see my friend Antonio walking down the sidewalk. I stop and say hi and we’re talking, and all of a sudden, the police pull up in the paddy wagon and block me in. The officer says “If you get in that car, you’re gonna be in a world of trouble.” at the same time we both say that we know each...
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"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station,...
fatnfab:
This is worth a reblog.
Yep , def. worth a reblog :)
he took the shower squeegee.
He never once even USED the shower squeegee.
