May 2011
I just saw the momma possum run into the courtyard from the parking lot. Now I just need to see the babies :D
When your name is in a math problem.
kianaskingdom:
I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS!
^^^
“Suck my medium-sized penis!”
– Stephen in his drunken state.
oh, what a night it has been.
So Stephen is beyonnnndddddd drunk. He’s yelled at boys out the car window, called the man at McDonald’s a motherfucker, then realized that he gave him a large fry instead of a small so he apologized, then got into a fight with the tree out our front door cause it was trying to steal our food.
baptized.
If only the rain could wash away our sins.
Stand in the downpour and watch our wickedness collect in puddles at our feet.
Sheets of water slapping us across the face, letting us know that we were in the wrong.
The rain mixes with our tears as they fall from our eyes and stream down our faces.
Soaking wet, beaten by the storm, but now we’re healed.
I’m washed clean of my sins, but...
sorry for my absence,
But I’ve been moving. Finally moved (somewhat) into a one bedroom apartment with Stephen.
Busy and hectic past few days. After getting off work last night, I get a call from Stephen and he tells me that he put his car in reverse and his right front tire fell off… After being on the phone all morning today with GM, the Chevy dealership, and the towing company, I finally got it picked...
Watchlaughingsquid:
The Vehicle Arrestor, A Net That Can Rip Apart a Speeding Truck
Wowwwww!
celestial prayers.
I closed my eyes and saw a star shooting past me oh so far, so far away but still so bright. I wished I may, I wished I might.
That he would stay with me forever and hold tightly my hand, come whatever. And even if, for this wish, it takes telescopic sight, I wished we’ll always be in love like we were tonight.
Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that...
Bring it.
I need to get a life.
Me too…
Watchmarijuananirvana:
judymiller:
yourfavoriteredhead:
15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Gossip”
Highlights
“PARKOUR!”
Michael busting though the office door along with Dwight and Andy and basically yelling and walking all over all the furniture.
“The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing Parkour, as long as...
got a b in world lit.
I’m over Professor Choi, but I’m glad I took the course. Lost most of the respect that I had for her in these past few weeks, but it’s really whatever. I stopped caring and just the bare minimum in order to get an acceptable grade. She didn’t give me one hundred percent for class participation… I guess that one day that I fell asleep really upset her. Even though most...
A novocaine heart and a set of horse blinders, bows on your fingers giving you reminders of all of the things that you want for yourself: all of their heads shrunken and dried on a shelf.
Push through the crowd that you choose to ignore take your emotions and lock them in a drawer labeled “Things I Don’t Need” on a bloodstained card in a desk that is battered, burnt, and...
naked truth.
Take off your shoes, and wiggle your toes. Feeling the freedom that comes with no boundaries. Dig into the cool, earthy soil beneath you and sense the life that wasn’t there a moment ago. Run against the gales and let down your hair. Let it be a flag in the wind, showing your independence. Don’t hold back the tears, instead, break down the dam that took you so long to construct. Toss...
Thanks, Nick. Nothing like a good cry and a cup of coffee to start the day! But thank you.
Dear Wizard Community, It has come to our...
Don't ever use someone's past against them.
helenista:
You’re just reminding them of the mistakes they made back then. If you watch their facial expression carefully, then you’ll see the hurt in their eyes as they reminisce everything that happened. Never use emotion as a weapon, it strikes deeper than you can imagine.
I Haven't seen the TUMBLRBEAST in a while...
wardos-:
WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING….!?!?!?!
This is true…
i did one of the hardest things that i've ever...
Today was my last day at CVVC. And it sucked.
The day in it’s entirety was wonderful. Had a LOT of good laughs. But it sucked starting at 5:50.
Had to say goodbye to one of my best friends. Even though it wasn’t really goodbye, it sure did feel like it. It was goodbye in the sense that I won’t be there every day to make her laugh and forget about all the other crappy shit that...
